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Zero Percent Body Fat Cremation Urn - Jet Black

$159.95
5.0 (8)

Fastest delivery by Wednesday, August 12th, including personalization.

Or free delivery by Thursday, August 20th.
  • SKU: GM122331
  • Stock available: 10+
  • Color: Black
  • Material: Aluminum
  • Dimensions: 6" Wide x 6" Deep x 10.5" High
  • Size: Individual (190 cubic inches)
  • Free Shipping - No Minimum - Limited Time

Some people talked about their diet for forty years without it ever interfering with a meal. They were the ones who arrived at every potluck with strategic purpose, who knew which dishes were worth the return trip and which buffet lines moved fastest, and who maintained what might generously be called a lifelong relationship with dessert. A funny urn for a food lover is exactly the kind of tribute they would have approved - because they were never embarrassed about loving food; they were proud of it. The Monday diets, the stretchy pants kept in the drawer just in case, the clean plate that was always clean by choice: these were the small rituals of a person who found genuine joy at the table and never apologized for coming back for thirds.

The deep, midnight finish offers a bold presence that reflects the unapologetic personality of someone who never let a diet get in the way of a great meal. This solid aluminum construction provides a lasting, dependable vessel for a person who lived life with a full appetite and zero regrets.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)

This Individual urn is designed to hold the complete cremated remains of an adult. For those who wish to preserve a portion of their loved one, a Keepsake or Sharing urn is also available. A matching velour bag is available separately to protect the surface of the urn.

Customer Reviews

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Brandi W. Aug 4, 2024
Verified Purchase
My family shares what some would consider a dark sense of humor. I know my sister would be laughing if she only knew... Thanks for providing us with one last laugh to help make this process a little bit easier
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Brandi -

It was our honor to create this urn for your sister. Thank you for the opportunity to be of service.

Susan S. Feb 16, 2024
Thank you for your review.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Thank you for your review.

Susan K. Dec 5, 2023
Verified Purchase
Really beautiful urn - fits my sisters sense of humor. Family all got a laugh and that's what it's all about - enjoy the ride and don't take it too seriously.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Susan -

Thank you for the opportunity to be of service. We really appreciate bringing even a moment of levity to a hard situation.

Denice L. Dec 3, 2022
Verified Purchase
Turn around was really fast. Ordered it and it arrived to me in Minnesota in only 2 business days even with engraving. Thank you
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Denice -

Thank you for sharing your experience. We do strive to create these urns in a very timely manner.

Guillermo P. Dec 20, 2025
Verified Purchase Similar Model
EXCELLENT, quick, courteous, profressional and the end product was perfect. The family was super pleased. Thank You
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Guillermo -

Thank you for your valuable feedback. Since you assist so many families during their most trying times, we really appreciate you sharing your experience.

Bill D. Nov 25, 2025
Verified Purchase Similar Model
Very happy with the urn and the design.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Bill -

It was our honor to create this urn for you. Thank you for the opportunity to be of service.

Tammy C. Aug 19, 2025
Verified Purchase Similar Model
Received my son's urn today I am very happy with it I think he would like it. Thank you for the fast service and the beautiful work put into it
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Tammy -

It was our honor to create this urn for your son. Thank you for your review.

Tammy T. Jul 29, 2025
Verified Purchase Similar Model
Your company and employee John did a awesome job, for his final resting place. God bless you John and thank you.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Tammy -

It was our honor to create this semi urn for your dad. Thank you for your review and for sharing this wonderful picture.