Sizes
Keepsake
$32.95 2" W × 2" D × 3" H view →
Holds a small portion to share with family
Sharing Viewing
$74.95 4" W × 4" D × 6" H A larger portion to share with a loved one. Not intended as a full urn.
Individual
$134.95 6" W × 6" D × 10.5" H view →
Holds all remains for an individual
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The dead inside cremation urn is for the people who handled hard days with a straight face and a dry remark - the deadpan ones who could deliver bad news and a joke in the same sentence, the coworkers who answered every how-are-you with "still here" and meant it as good news, the night-shift regulars who learned that a little gallows humor gets a whole team through a long night, and the relatives who could make the entire family laugh at exactly the wrong moment. Dark humor is not the same as not caring. More often it belongs to people who cared a great deal and found that a well-timed line made the weight easier for everyone in the room. For the right family, this is the urn the person would have picked themselves, and everyone who knew them will see that at once. This dark humor memorial urn is a tribute to a sharp wit and a straight face that never cracked first.
Ruby Red catches the eye the way a sharp comeback catches a quiet room. Made of cast aluminum, this funny cremation urn suits people who met difficult moments with a joke and left everyone a little lighter for it.
Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)
Designed for those who wish to keep a portion of their loved one close, this sharing urn offers a way to distribute remains among family members. For families looking to split remains, this will hold one quarter to one fifth of the typical individual remains. We recommend at least one Individual sized urn to be used to hold additional remains. For even smaller portions, a Keepsake urn is available, or the Individual size can be used to hold the full amount of remains.
Item reference GM160153
A sharing urn is our mid size, about 6 inches high. It holds a meaningful portion of the remains, measured in cups, not all of them. Choose this when dividing ashes between households, or keeping some close after scattering the rest. It is not a keepsake, and it is not a full-size individual urn.
A keepsake is pocket size, about 3 inches high. It holds a small token: a few spoonfuls. A personal remembrance for each family member, or something small for a shelf or bedside table. A sharing urn is larger: a real home-display piece with more room for names, dates, and artwork you can actually read more easily. They are two sizes, not two names for the same urn.
A meaningful portion, measured in cups, not all of an adult’s remains. Each sharing urn lists its max size in the product description. If you are choosing one urn for one person, that is an individual urn (full size, about 10 inches high). If you only need a small token, that is a keepsake.
Yes. A common plan is one individual urn, a sharing urn for the household that wants a piece on the shelf, and keepsakes for everyone who wants a small remembrance. The funeral home will divide and transfer the ashes if you would rather not do it yourself. If you are unsure which mix fits your family, contact us. We do this with families every day.
An individual urn (about 10" tall) holds all of an adult's remains, the same full-size memorial a funeral home provides. A sharing urn (about 6" tall, from $64.95) holds a meaningful portion, measured in cups, for dividing ashes between households. A keepsake (about 3" tall, from $27.95) holds a few spoonfuls, a personal remembrance for each family member.
Photos of actual personalized memorials created for families. All photos shared with customers permission.
Amy -
We took great care in crafting this ruby red sharing urn for you. We are pleased that it arrived so promptly. Thank you, it was our honor to assist you.
Tabatha -
It was our honor to create this urn for your father. Thank you for this opportunity to be of service and for sharing your review.
Angie -
Thank you for sharing your review, it was our honor to be of service.
Marissa -
Thank you for sharing your experience with us. We are honored to have created this vibrant ruby red urn for you.
Tina-Louise -
It was our honor to create this memorial. Thank you for the opportunity to be of service and for taking the time to share your feedback.
Jennifer -
It was our honor to create this cat memorial for you. Thank you for taking the time to share this review.
Nancy -
It was our honor to create these memorials for you and your brother. Thank you for the opportunity to be of service and for taking the time to share your valuable feedback.
Tracey -
It was our honor to create your memorial. We do pride ourselves on offering quality products and appreciate you noting this quality in your review. Thank you.
Jay -
Thank you for your feedback. We are glad that our sizing guidance resulted in the correct size of memorial being chosen.
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Holds all of an adult's remains, the same full-size memorial a funeral home provides. Choosing one urn for one person? This is the one.
Holds a meaningful portion of the remains, measured in cups, not all of them. Choose this when dividing ashes between households, or keeping some close after scattering the rest.
Holds a small token: a few spoonfuls. A personal remembrance: one for each family member, or something small to keep on a shelf or bedside table.
Keeping our sizing simple allows for worry-free shopping and a consistent canvas for your special engraving. Each cremation urn has a max size listed in its description. Contact us with specific questions regarding which cremation urn best fits your needs.
Our premium urns are finished in hand-applied enamel: glossier, deeper and more luminous than standard paint, with a rich, jewel-like depth of color and added durability. They are then adorned with intricate hand-hammered metal detailing: ornate, sculpted bands worked by hand around the lid and shoulder that catch the light. The result is an elevated, one-of-a-kind memorial you can feel as well as see.
Our classic painted finish over solid metal: a smooth, even color offered across our widest range of shades. The understated look keeps the focus on your engraving and artwork, holds its color over time, and suits most memorials. A timeless, versatile choice that pairs beautifully with any sentiment or design.