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Zero Percent Body Fat Cremation Urn - Rose Pink

$119.95

Fastest delivery by Wednesday, July 1st, including personalization.

Or free delivery by Friday, July 10th.
  • SKU: GM124331
  • Stock available: 10+
  • Color: Pink
  • Material: Aluminum
  • Dimensions: 6" Wide x 6" Deep x 10.5" High
  • Size: Individual (190 cubic inches)
  • Free Shipping - No Minimum - Limited Time

Some people talked about their diet for forty years without it ever interfering with a meal. They were the ones who arrived at every potluck with strategic purpose, who knew which dishes were worth the return trip and which buffet lines moved fastest, and who maintained what might generously be called a lifelong relationship with dessert. A funny urn for a food lover is exactly the kind of tribute they would have approved - because they were never embarrassed about loving food; they were proud of it. The Monday diets, the stretchy pants kept in the drawer just in case, the clean plate that was always clean by choice: these were the small rituals of a person who found genuine joy at the table and never apologized for coming back for thirds.

This rose pink diet joke memorial urn offers a vibrant pop of color that mirrors a personality full of zest. Crafted from durable cast aluminum, it provides a sturdy and lasting tribute to a person who always approached every meal—and every day—with enthusiasm.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)

Designed as an Individual size, this urn is intended to hold all of one adult's cremated remains. If you prefer to keep a smaller portion or share the remains with others, the Keepsake and Sharing sizes are available. A matching velour bag is available separately for $6.95.

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