Sizes
Keepsake Viewing
$32.95 2" W × 2" D × 3" H Holds a small portion to share with family
Sharing
$74.95 4" W × 4" D × 6" H view →
A larger portion to share with a loved one. Not intended as a full urn.
Individual
$134.95 6" W × 6" D × 10.5" H view →
Holds all remains for an individual
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There is a kind of person who responds to the hardest moments with a quiet aside that turns the weight sideways for just a beat - not to dismiss what is happening, but to acknowledge it from an angle that makes it briefly, mercifully bearable. The dark humor cremation urn is for those absurdist wisecrackers whose comic timing never failed them, who made the room laugh when it needed to most, and who would have recognized this particular observation as exactly the kind of thing they would have said themselves. The gallows humor devotee does not make light of death; they make light in spite of it. Their family chose this urn because they could practically hear it in that voice, delivered at exactly the right moment, the punchline landing before anyone quite realized one was coming.
The deep midnight blue finish provides a sophisticated backdrop for a sentiment that is anything but traditional. For a person who always found the irony in life's darker turns, this funny urn for ashes serves as a subtle nod to their wit, ensuring their memorial reflects the exact brand of levity they championed. It is a meaningful way to honor a spirit that refused to take things too seriously.
Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces
• complimentary velour drawstring bag included
This keepsake urn holds a very small portion of cremated remains—roughly the size of a small medicine bottle. It is an ideal choice for family members who wish to keep a token amount close to them. Should more space be required, we also offer the Sharing and Individual sizes. A complimentary velour drawstring bag is included to protect the finish when the urn is being transported or stored.
Item reference GM101138
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Holds all of an adult's remains, the same full-size memorial a funeral home provides. Choosing one urn for one person? This is the one.
Holds a meaningful portion of the remains, measured in cups, not all of them. Choose this when dividing ashes between households, or keeping some close after scattering the rest.
Holds a small token: a few spoonfuls. A personal remembrance: one for each family member, or something small to keep on a shelf or bedside table.
Keeping our sizing simple allows for worry-free shopping and a consistent canvas for your special engraving. Each cremation urn has a max size listed in its description. Contact us with specific questions regarding which cremation urn best fits your needs.
Our premium urns are finished in hand-applied enamel: glossier, deeper and more luminous than standard paint, with a rich, jewel-like depth of color and added durability. They are then adorned with intricate hand-hammered metal detailing: ornate, sculpted bands worked by hand around the lid and shoulder that catch the light. The result is an elevated, one-of-a-kind memorial you can feel as well as see.
Our classic painted finish over solid metal: a smooth, even color offered across our widest range of shades. The understated look keeps the focus on your engraving and artwork, holds its color over time, and suits most memorials. A timeless, versatile choice that pairs beautifully with any sentiment or design.