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Zero Percent Body Fat Keepsake Urn - Jet Black

$32.95
5.0 (11)

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  • SKU: GM123331
  • Stock available: 10+
  • Color: Black
  • Material: Aluminum
  • Dimensions: 2" Wide x 2" Deep x 3" High
  • Size: Keepsake (3 cubic inches)
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Some people talked about their diet for forty years without it ever interfering with a meal. They were the ones who arrived at every potluck with strategic purpose, who knew which dishes were worth the return trip and which buffet lines moved fastest, and who maintained what might generously be called a lifelong relationship with dessert. A funny urn for a food lover is exactly the kind of tribute they would have approved - because they were never embarrassed about loving food; they were proud of it. The Monday diets, the stretchy pants kept in the drawer just in case, the clean plate that was always clean by choice: these were the small rituals of a person who found genuine joy at the table and never apologized for coming back for thirds.

The striking jet black finish provides a bold, modern aesthetic for someone who always commanded the attention of the dinner table. Having the ability to engrave a favorite joke or a meaningful sentiment onto the smooth aluminum surface ensures that this memorial is as unique as the person it honors. It is a way to keep a small piece of their vibrant spirit close, wrapped in a design that feels both sophisticated and spirited.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces
• complimentary velour drawstring bag included

This keepsake urn holds a very small portion of cremated remains, roughly the size of a small medicine bottle. It is a perfect way to honor someone who found joy in every delicious bite. If more remains are being remembered, the Sharing or Individual urns are also available. A complimentary velour drawstring bag is included to protect the finish.

Customer Reviews

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Bonnie M. Jan 31, 2026
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Perfect, so many designs, so many colors. Keep up the good work!
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Bonnie -

Thank you for your review. It is our honor to be of service.

John V. Dec 18, 2025
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Perfect keepsake.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

John -

Thank you for your review!

Gina F. Oct 15, 2025
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I ordered two of these for my brother and for my mom’s boyfriend when my mom passed away! They are beautiful! Service was amazing even when I gave them the wrong email! They came quickly! Very happy with the products! Thank you so very much!
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Gina -

It was our honor to create these keepsakes for you. Thank you for the opportunity to be of service.

Anthony S. Oct 10, 2025
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Got 3 custom made urns for my dad, they came within 5 days. It’s an amazing little urn, perfect size. The wording on it is absolutely perfect.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Anthony -

Thank you for sharing your review. It was our honor to create these for you in honor of your dad.

Frankie P. Oct 7, 2025
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Very easy to order. Was exactly as described when it arrived earlier than expected. Very pleased.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Frankie -

Thank you for your feedback, that is the experience we hope to give to all the families we serve. It was our honor.

Michelle A. Apr 8, 2025
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These urns were the perfect piece to honor our dad! They arrived very fast, and are exactly what we were looking for!
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Michelle -

It was our honor to create these keepsakes to honor your dad. Thank you for sharing your review.

Lisa M. Apr 7, 2025
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The most beautiful way for me to honor my amazing companion ❤️
The urn came quickly, is of high quality, and exactly what I needed to make my international move with my beloved Scout
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Lisa -

It was our honor to be of service and to create this urn for Scout. Thank you for your review.

Connie S. Mar 25, 2025
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The keepsake urn which I got for my granddaughter so she too could have a part of our sweet Daisy exceeded my expectations. It is beautiful in appearance as well as craftsmanship. Engraving was perfect. Thank you Green Meadows Memorials
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Connie -

Thank you for sharing your feedback. It was our honor to create this urn for your granddaughter to keep Daisy with her.

Jessie K. Aug 28, 2024
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We ordered six of these for my brother who loved to ride more than anything. They shipped the same day and the entire family was impressed by how nice they were. I came back to order one more just for me with song lyrics on the back that we both loved. I am so glad I found these, 5 stars.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Jessie -

It was our honor to create these keepsakes for your brother. Thank you for the opportunity to be of service.

Serina V. Jun 6, 2024
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Me and my older sister got one for are dad, we weren't expecting them to be homemade. They are good quality and the imperfections what make it more special! We just wanted to say thank you and these are amazing!
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Serina -

It was our honor to create this keepsakes for you. Thank you for the opportunity to be of service and for sharing this beautiful picture.