Zero Percent Body Fat Cremation Urn - Purple Luster

Some people talked about their diet for forty years without it ever interfering with a meal. They were the ones who arrived at every potluck with strategic purpose, who knew which dishes were worth the return trip and which buffet lines moved fastest, and who maintained what might generously be called a lifelong relationship with dessert. A funny urn for a food lover is exactly the kind of tribute they would have approved - because they were never embarrassed about loving food; they were proud of it. The Monday diets, the stretchy pants kept in the drawer just in case, the clean plate that was always clean by choice: these were the small rituals of a person who found genuine joy at the table and never apologized for coming back for thirds.

The deep purple luster provides a spirited touch for a person who brought color to every meal and joy to every gathering. This tribute offers a lighthearted way to honor a legacy that was never about restriction, but about savoring every moment. For someone who lived life to the fullest, a diet joke memorial urn serves as a beautiful, cheeky nod to a spirit that always prioritized the dessert over the diet.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)

This Individual urn is sized to hold the entire remains of one adult. For those who wish to hold a smaller memento, a Keepsake is available, or a Sharing urn can be used to divide the remains among family members. A matching velour bag is available separately for transport.