Dead Inside Cremation Urn - Jet Black

$134.95
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The dead inside cremation urn is for the people who handled hard days with a straight face and a dry remark - the deadpan ones who could deliver bad news and a joke in the same sentence, the coworkers who answered every how-are-you with "still here" and meant it as good news, the night-shift regulars who learned that a little gallows humor gets a whole team through a long night, and the relatives who could make the entire family laugh at exactly the wrong moment. Dark humor is not the same as not caring. More often it belongs to people who cared a great deal and found that a well-timed line made the weight easier for everyone in the room. For the right family, this is the urn the person would have picked themselves, and everyone who knew them will see that at once. This dark humor memorial urn is a tribute to a sharp wit and a straight face that never cracked first.

Anyone shopping for a funny cremation urn to honor a person with dry wit will find that the minimal Jet Black finish lets the engraved Dead Inside lettering stand out. It matches a loved one with no need for grand gestures.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)

This Individual urn is sized to hold all of the cremated remains of an adult. For those who wish to distribute remains among several family members, Keepsake and Sharing sizes are also available. A matching velour bag can be purchased separately.

Color
Black
Size
Individual
Width
6"
Depth
6"
Height
10.5"
Cubic Inches
190
Material
Aluminum

Item reference GM122153

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Travis B. Feb 13, 2024
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More beautiful than the picture shows.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Travis -
We are glad to hear that the Dead Inside cremation urn met your expectations in person. It was an honor to craft this for you, and we thank you for your trust.

Guillermo P. Dec 20, 2025
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EXCELLENT, quick, courteous, profressional and the end product was perfect. The family was super pleased. Thank You
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Guillermo -

Thank you for your valuable feedback. Since you assist so many families during their most trying times, we really appreciate you sharing your experience.

Bill D. Nov 25, 2025
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Very happy with the urn and the design.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Bill -

It was our honor to create this urn for you. Thank you for the opportunity to be of service.

Tammy C. Aug 19, 2025
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Received my son's urn today I am very happy with it I think he would like it. Thank you for the fast service and the beautiful work put into it
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Tammy -

It was our honor to create this urn for your son. Thank you for your review.

Tammy T. Jul 29, 2025
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Your company and employee John did a awesome job, for his final resting place. God bless you John and thank you.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Tammy -

It was our honor to create this semi urn for your dad. Thank you for your review and for sharing this wonderful picture.

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