Sizes
Keepsake Viewing
$32.95 2" W × 2" D × 3" H Holds a small portion to share with family
Sharing
$74.95 4" W × 4" D × 6" H view →
A larger portion to share with a loved one. Not intended as a full urn.
Individual
$139.95 6" W × 6" D × 10.5" H view →
Holds all remains for an individual
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There is a kind of person who responds to the hardest moments with a quiet aside that turns the weight sideways for just a beat - not to dismiss what is happening, but to acknowledge it from an angle that makes it briefly, mercifully bearable. The dark humor cremation urn is for those absurdist wisecrackers whose comic timing never failed them, who made the room laugh when it needed to most, and who would have recognized this particular observation as exactly the kind of thing they would have said themselves. The gallows humor devotee does not make light of death; they make light in spite of it. Their family chose this urn because they could practically hear it in that voice, delivered at exactly the right moment, the punchline landing before anyone quite realized one was coming.
The vibrant shamrock green finish serves as a spirited nod to a personality that refused to be dimmed by gravity or solemnity. This small piece is intended to sit on a desk or a shelf, acting as a quiet but defiant reminder that even in the shadows, there is room for a wry smile.
Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces
• complimentary velour drawstring bag included
This keepsake holds a very small token portion of cremated remains—roughly the size of a medicine bottle. It is an ideal solution for those who wish to each keep a small amount close to them. For larger needs, our Sharing and Individual sizes are also available. A complimentary velour drawstring bag is included to protect the finish during transport or storage.
Item reference GM119138
Photos of actual personalized memorials created for families. All photos shared with customers permission.
Tess -
We are glad this keepsake urn is to your liking. Thank you, and it was our honor to craft this for you.
Linda -
Thank you for your feedback. It was our honor to create this keepsake urn for you.
Paul -
Thank you for your feedback, that is truly what we strive for. It was our honor to be of service.
Timothy -
Thank you for your review and picture. It was our honor to create this urn for you and your brother.
Samantha -
Thank you for your review. It was our honor to create this to honor your grandpa.
Gerald -
Thank you for your review and for the opportunity to be of service. It was our honor.
Monica -
It was our honor to be of service. Thank you for sharing your feedback.
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Diane -
Thank you for the opportunity to be of service. It was our honor to create this fishing keepsake memorial for you.
Holds all of an adult's remains, the same full-size memorial a funeral home provides. Choosing one urn for one person? This is the one.
Holds a meaningful portion of the remains, measured in cups, not all of them. Choose this when dividing ashes between households, or keeping some close after scattering the rest.
Holds a small token: a few spoonfuls. A personal remembrance: one for each family member, or something small to keep on a shelf or bedside table.
Keeping our sizing simple allows for worry-free shopping and a consistent canvas for your special engraving. Each cremation urn has a max size listed in its description. Contact us with specific questions regarding which cremation urn best fits your needs.
Our premium urns are finished in hand-applied enamel: glossier, deeper and more luminous than standard paint, with a rich, jewel-like depth of color and added durability. They are then adorned with intricate hand-hammered metal detailing: ornate, sculpted bands worked by hand around the lid and shoulder that catch the light. The result is an elevated, one-of-a-kind memorial you can feel as well as see.
Our classic painted finish over solid metal: a smooth, even color offered across our widest range of shades. The understated look keeps the focus on your engraving and artwork, holds its color over time, and suits most memorials. A timeless, versatile choice that pairs beautifully with any sentiment or design.