Sizes
Keepsake
$32.95 2" W × 2" D × 3" H view →
Holds a small portion to share with family
Sharing Viewing
$79.95 4" W × 4" D × 6" H A larger portion to share with a loved one. Not intended as a full urn.
Individual
$159.95 6" W × 6" D × 10.5" H view →
Holds all remains for an individual
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There is a kind of person who responds to the hardest moments with a quiet aside that turns the weight sideways for just a beat - not to dismiss what is happening, but to acknowledge it from an angle that makes it briefly, mercifully bearable. The dark humor cremation urn is for those absurdist wisecrackers whose comic timing never failed them, who made the room laugh when it needed to most, and who would have recognized this particular observation as exactly the kind of thing they would have said themselves. The gallows humor devotee does not make light of death; they make light in spite of it. Their family chose this urn because they could practically hear it in that voice, delivered at exactly the right moment, the punchline landing before anyone quite realized one was coming.
The deep black finish offers a striking contrast for a tribute that mirrors the sharp wit and irreverent spirit of a loved one. Choosing a funny cremation urn like this honors the person who always knew how to break a heavy silence with a perfectly timed observation, ensuring their signature sense of humor is never forgotten.
Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)
This Sharing size is intended for those who want to distribute portions of ashes among family members or friends. For families looking to split remains, this will hold one quarter to one fifth of the typical individual remains. We recommend at least one Individual sized urn to be used to hold additional remains. A Keepsake urn is also available for those requiring a smaller amount.
Item reference GM162138
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Holds all of an adult's remains, the same full-size memorial a funeral home provides. Choosing one urn for one person? This is the one.
Holds a meaningful portion of the remains, measured in cups, not all of them. Choose this when dividing ashes between households, or keeping some close after scattering the rest.
Holds a small token: a few spoonfuls. A personal remembrance: one for each family member, or something small to keep on a shelf or bedside table.
Keeping our sizing simple allows for worry-free shopping and a consistent canvas for your special engraving. Each cremation urn has a max size listed in its description. Contact us with specific questions regarding which cremation urn best fits your needs.
Our premium urns are finished in hand-applied enamel: glossier, deeper and more luminous than standard paint, with a rich, jewel-like depth of color and added durability. They are then adorned with intricate hand-hammered metal detailing: ornate, sculpted bands worked by hand around the lid and shoulder that catch the light. The result is an elevated, one-of-a-kind memorial you can feel as well as see.
Our classic painted finish over solid metal: a smooth, even color offered across our widest range of shades. The understated look keeps the focus on your engraving and artwork, holds its color over time, and suits most memorials. A timeless, versatile choice that pairs beautifully with any sentiment or design.