Sizes
Keepsake
$31.95 2" W × 2" D × 3" H view →
Holds a small portion to share with family
Sharing
$69.95 4" W × 4" D × 6" H view →
A larger portion to share with a loved one. Not intended as a full urn.
Individual Viewing
$149.95 6" W × 6" D × 10.5" H Holds all remains for an individual
5.0 · Google Reviews
Free Shipping
No minimum
There is a kind of person who responds to the hardest moments with a quiet aside that turns the weight sideways for just a beat - not to dismiss what is happening, but to acknowledge it from an angle that makes it briefly, mercifully bearable. The dark humor cremation urn is for those absurdist wisecrackers whose comic timing never failed them, who made the room laugh when it needed to most, and who would have recognized this particular observation as exactly the kind of thing they would have said themselves. The gallows humor devotee does not make light of death; they make light in spite of it. Their family chose this urn because they could practically hear it in that voice, delivered at exactly the right moment, the punchline landing before anyone quite realized one was coming.
Finding a funny cremation urn that retains a sense of dignity is easier with this understated, dark tone, which ensures the humor remains tasteful rather than jarring. This balance allows the personality of the loved one to shine through without feeling out of place during a time of remembrance.
Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)
This Individual urn is sized to hold the entire remains of an adult. For family members who wish to have a personal memento, a Keepsake or Sharing urn is also available. A matching velour bag can be purchased separately to accompany this memorial.
Item reference GM102138
It's really a handsome dark gray. It looks great in living room next our family pictures, the engraving is amazing.
Definitely dark grey the inside is painted black.
Answer from a customer
We offer five lines of custom text area on the back. Please use them however you wish.
Yes. We put a line from her favorite book on our daughters. It was easy during the engraving steps.
Photos of actual personalized memorials created for families. All photos shared with customers permission.
Greg -
Thank you for sharing your experience. It was our honor to create this memorial for you, and we're glad your friends found the saying so humorous.
Richard -
Thank you for sharing how this urn brought light during such a difficult time. It was our honor to help create something that honored your father's unique spirit.
Michele -
It was our honor to create this urn for your aunt. We're honored that the design captured her personality so well and brought moments of laughter to your family.
Raychel -
We're glad this memorial arrived exactly as you ordered. Thank you for sharing your experience.
Erin -
Thank you for sharing your experience. We're honored to have created this memorial for you and your family, and we're glad the family appreciated the substantial quality.
Ginger -
It was our honor to craft this memorial for your husband. We are glad you found the heavy weight and beautiful finish to be exactly what you needed.
Diane -
It was our honor to craft this urn with its gorgeous gray finish for you. Thank you for sharing your experience.
Pepper -
We are glad you found the preview feature helpful for your engraving. It was our honor to craft this sturdy urn for you.
Janice -
We are honored that the urn brought a smile to your face. Thank you for sharing your experience with us.
Laura -
It was our honor to craft this Gunmetal Gray urn for your husband with the poem you wrote on the back. Thank you for sharing your experience.
Holds all of an adult's remains, the same full-size memorial a funeral home provides. Choosing one urn for one person? This is the one.
Holds a meaningful portion of the remains, measured in cups, not all of them. Choose this when dividing ashes between households, or keeping some close after scattering the rest.
Holds a small token: a few spoonfuls. A personal remembrance: one for each family member, or something small to keep on a shelf or bedside table.
Keeping our sizing simple allows for worry-free shopping and a consistent canvas for your special engraving. Each cremation urn has a max size listed in its description. Contact us with specific questions regarding which cremation urn best fits your needs.
Our premium urns are finished in hand-applied enamel: glossier, deeper and more luminous than standard paint, with a rich, jewel-like depth of color and added durability. They are then adorned with intricate hand-hammered metal detailing: ornate, sculpted bands worked by hand around the lid and shoulder that catch the light. The result is an elevated, one-of-a-kind memorial you can feel as well as see.
Our classic painted finish over solid metal: a smooth, even color offered across our widest range of shades. The understated look keeps the focus on your engraving and artwork, holds its color over time, and suits most memorials. A timeless, versatile choice that pairs beautifully with any sentiment or design.