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It's Awfully Dark In Here Cremation Urn - Gunmetal Gray

$149.95
5.0 (51)

Fastest delivery by Monday, July 20th if you order within 3 hours 26 minutes, including personalization.

Or free delivery by Tuesday, July 28th.
  • SKU: GM102138
  • Stock available: 10+
  • Color: Gray
  • Material: Aluminum
  • Dimensions: 6" Wide x 6" Deep x 10.5" High
  • Size: Individual (190 cubic inches)
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There is a kind of person who responds to the hardest moments with a quiet aside that turns the weight sideways for just a beat - not to dismiss what is happening, but to acknowledge it from an angle that makes it briefly, mercifully bearable. The dark humor cremation urn is for those absurdist wisecrackers whose comic timing never failed them, who made the room laugh when it needed to most, and who would have recognized this particular observation as exactly the kind of thing they would have said themselves. The gallows humor devotee does not make light of death; they make light in spite of it. Their family chose this urn because they could practically hear it in that voice, delivered at exactly the right moment, the punchline landing before anyone quite realized one was coming.

Finding a funny cremation urn that retains a sense of dignity is easier with this understated, dark tone, which ensures the humor remains tasteful rather than jarring. This balance allows the personality of the loved one to shine through without feeling out of place during a time of remembrance.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)

This Individual urn is sized to hold the entire remains of an adult. For family members who wish to have a personal memento, a Keepsake or Sharing urn is also available. A matching velour bag can be purchased separately to accompany this memorial.

Questions & Answers

Question: Is this urn gray or black?
Answer: It's really a handsome dark gray. It looks great in living room next our family pictures, the engraving is amazing. By Anne B.
Answer: Definitely dark grey the inside is painted black. By Rich A.
Question: Can I get a custom poem on this urn?
Answer: We offer five lines of custom text area on the back. Please use them however you wish.
By Green Meadow MemorialsGreen Meadow Memorials
Answer: Yes. We put a line from her favorite book on our daughters. It was easy during the engraving steps. By Betsy R.

Have a question? Ask away on our contact us page. Please reference this item GM102138.

Customer Reviews

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Greg C. Feb 15, 2024
Verified Purchase
Slightly sad for the reason needed, but my friends find the saying very funny. Sturdy, nice colors, product is well designed in my opinion. Urn was well packaged, for protection, for shipping. This company is suggested for these types of needs
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Greg -
Thank you for sharing your experience. It was our honor to create this memorial for you, and we're glad your friends found the saying so humorous.

Richard F. Apr 28, 2023
Verified Purchase
My experience this Green Meadow Memorials was one of the few positive things that happened at one of my family's darkest times. They allowed us to express my father in a way that he would have truly appreciated and been amused by. I won't post the photo of his urn, due to the language on it. Let's just say he was a character!
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Richard -
Thank you for sharing how this urn brought light during such a difficult time. It was our honor to help create something that honored your father's unique spirit.

Michele M. Apr 27, 2023
Verified Purchase
We ordered a humorous urn for my aunt who was like a mother to me. It fit her personality perfectly! Everyone had a little laugh in thinking how she would say “it’s awfully dark in here”. Thank you for making such a great quality urn and one that we could customize!
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Michele -
It was our honor to create this urn for your aunt. We're honored that the design captured her personality so well and brought moments of laughter to your family.

Raychel J. Mar 3, 2023
Verified Purchase
Ordering was simple, product arrived in a decent amount of time and it’s exactly as I ordered it.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Raychel -
We're glad this memorial arrived exactly as you ordered. Thank you for sharing your experience.

Erin B. Sep 25, 2022
Verified Purchase
The urn arrived quickly, according the my specifications. It was even more substantial than it appeared in the picture, and had a solid weight to it. The family all loved it - would definitely recommend.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Erin -
Thank you for sharing your experience. We're honored to have created this memorial for you and your family, and we're glad the family appreciated the substantial quality.

Ginger L. Jul 11, 2022
Verified Purchase
Ordered this for my husbands ashes. Was a bit hesitant but so thankful I did order. It is very beautiful and I am very pleased with it. It is heavy weight and with ashes added of my husband (190 lbs.)
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Ginger -
It was our honor to craft this memorial for your husband. We are glad you found the heavy weight and beautiful finish to be exactly what you needed.

Diane B. Jun 5, 2022
Verified Purchase
This urn is so beautiful. I am extremely happy with it. It’s very sturdy, great material, gorgeous gray. Absolute perfection. I love it so much. I could go on and on but you get the point
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Diane -
It was our honor to craft this urn with its gorgeous gray finish for you. Thank you for sharing your experience.

Pepper G. Mar 8, 2022
Verified Purchase
Better than expected. The urn is truly gorgeous and it's so nice being able to see a preview of the engraving before you order. The urn is sturdy and well worth it.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Pepper -
We are glad you found the preview feature helpful for your engraving. It was our honor to craft this sturdy urn for you.

Janice L. Mar 4, 2022
Verified Purchase
Saw this urn and it instantly brought a smile and chuckle to my face. Company was great i had a question regarding the exact height due to it's final placement and the customer service was helpful. Wish the threads on the lid were a little bit better but thankfully i should only have to open and close this once.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Janice -
We are honored that the urn brought a smile to your face. Thank you for sharing your experience with us.

Laura L. Feb 15, 2022
Verified Purchase
I looked so long to find an urn that fit my husbands personality. I knew instantly when i saw this it was THE ONE. The engraving is beautiful and we got a poem put on the back that I wrote.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Laura -
It was our honor to craft this Gunmetal Gray urn for your husband with the poem you wrote on the back. Thank you for sharing your experience.