Dead Inside Cremation Urn - Ruby Red

$134.95
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The dead inside cremation urn is for the people who handled hard days with a straight face and a dry remark - the deadpan ones who could deliver bad news and a joke in the same sentence, the coworkers who answered every how-are-you with "still here" and meant it as good news, the night-shift regulars who learned that a little gallows humor gets a whole team through a long night, and the relatives who could make the entire family laugh at exactly the wrong moment. Dark humor is not the same as not caring. More often it belongs to people who cared a great deal and found that a well-timed line made the weight easier for everyone in the room. For the right family, this is the urn the person would have picked themselves, and everyone who knew them will see that at once. This dark humor memorial urn is a tribute to a sharp wit and a straight face that never cracked first.

Subtle was never this person's style, and Ruby Red is not subtle either. They could find something funny in the hardest circumstances, and a finish this loud says as much before anyone reads the lettering.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)

This Individual urn is sized to hold the complete cremated remains of an adult. For those who wish to have a smaller memento, Keepsake and Sharing sizes are available. A matching velour bag can be purchased separately to protect and carry this memorial.

Color
Red
Size
Individual
Width
6"
Depth
6"
Height
10.5"
Cubic Inches
190
Material
Aluminum

Item reference GM120153

We strive to create each urn the same or next business day. Orders placed with paid shipping are prioritized for same day shipping, when possible.

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Alisa H. Jan 18, 2024
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The Urn was very sturdy, compact and of good craftmanship. The lid released well and very functional. The ingraving was precise and correct. I feel I made a good purchase for the remains of my aunt.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Alisa -
We are glad this urn meets your needs for your aunt. Thank you for trusting us with this work. It was our honor to craft this memorial for you.

Sarah L. Feb 1, 2026
Verified Purchase Similar Model
Completely impressed with my dad's urn. Perfect in every way
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Sarah -

It was our honor to create this urn for your dad. Thank you for sharing your review.

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