Sizes
Keepsake
$32.95 2" W × 2" D × 3" H view →
Holds a small portion to share with family
Sharing
$79.95 4" W × 4" D × 6" H view →
A larger portion to share with a loved one. Not intended as a full urn.
Individual Viewing
$134.95 6" W × 6" D × 10.5" H Holds all remains for an individual
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The Hot Body memorial urn honors the ones who were always first to laugh - the grandparents who tried out cremation jokes on the grandkids years ahead of time, the coworkers who could get a groan out of a whole meeting, the friends who answered a hard hospital conversation with a one-liner and a wink, and the people who said they wanted a short funeral and a long open bar. Their humor was never a way of avoiding things. It was how they made room for everyone else's feelings, and if they were laughing, the rest of the table could exhale. A family that chooses this urn usually knew the joke the moment they saw it. This funny cremation urn is a tribute to a quick wit, a big laugh, and the person who would have picked it themselves.
The deep, jet black finish offers a bold statement, mirroring the unapologetic presence of someone who always commanded a room with a well-timed joke. Crafted from durable cast aluminum, this humorous memorial urn provides a striking, permanent tribute that refuses to be overlooked, much like the person it honors.
Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)
This Individual urn is sized to hold the complete remains of an adult. For those who wish to provide family members with a smaller token, Keepsake and Sharing options are also available. A matching velour bag is available separately for this urn.
Item reference GM122246
Photos of actual personalized memorials created for families. All photos shared with customers permission.
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Holds all of an adult's remains, the same full-size memorial a funeral home provides. Choosing one urn for one person? This is the one.
Holds a meaningful portion of the remains, measured in cups, not all of them. Choose this when dividing ashes between households, or keeping some close after scattering the rest.
Holds a small token: a few spoonfuls. A personal remembrance: one for each family member, or something small to keep on a shelf or bedside table.
Keeping our sizing simple allows for worry-free shopping and a consistent canvas for your special engraving. Each cremation urn has a max size listed in its description. Contact us with specific questions regarding which cremation urn best fits your needs.
Our premium urns are finished in hand-applied enamel: glossier, deeper and more luminous than standard paint, with a rich, jewel-like depth of color and added durability. They are then adorned with intricate hand-hammered metal detailing: ornate, sculpted bands worked by hand around the lid and shoulder that catch the light. The result is an elevated, one-of-a-kind memorial you can feel as well as see.
Our classic painted finish over solid metal: a smooth, even color offered across our widest range of shades. The understated look keeps the focus on your engraving and artwork, holds its color over time, and suits most memorials. A timeless, versatile choice that pairs beautifully with any sentiment or design.