Zero Percent Body Fat Cremation Urn - Gunmetal Gray

Some people talked about their diet for forty years without it ever interfering with a meal. They were the ones who arrived at every potluck with strategic purpose, who knew which dishes were worth the return trip and which buffet lines moved fastest, and who maintained what might generously be called a lifelong relationship with dessert. A funny urn for a food lover is exactly the kind of tribute they would have approved - because they were never embarrassed about loving food; they were proud of it. The Monday diets, the stretchy pants kept in the drawer just in case, the clean plate that was always clean by choice: these were the small rituals of a person who found genuine joy at the table and never apologized for coming back for thirds.

The striking gunmetal gray finish provides a bold, modern aesthetic for a personality that was never one to blend into the background. Crafted from durable cast aluminum, this memorial is built to stand the test of time, offering a sturdy and permanent way to honor a life defined by big flavors and even bigger laughs. For those seeking a funny urn for dad who loved to eat, this piece provides a tribute that celebrates a joyful spirit.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)

This Individual urn is sized to hold all of one adult's remains. For those who wish to keep a portion of ashes in multiple locations, a Keepsake or Sharing size is also available. A matching velour bag is available separately.