Sizes
Keepsake Viewing
$32.95 2" W × 2" D × 3" H Holds a small portion to share with family
Sharing
$74.95 4" W × 4" D × 6" H view →
A larger portion to share with a loved one. Not intended as a full urn.
Individual
$134.95 6" W × 6" D × 10.5" H view →
Holds all remains for an individual
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The dead inside cremation urn is for the people who handled hard days with a straight face and a dry remark - the deadpan ones who could deliver bad news and a joke in the same sentence, the coworkers who answered every how-are-you with "still here" and meant it as good news, the night-shift regulars who learned that a little gallows humor gets a whole team through a long night, and the relatives who could make the entire family laugh at exactly the wrong moment. Dark humor is not the same as not caring. More often it belongs to people who cared a great deal and found that a well-timed line made the weight easier for everyone in the room. For the right family, this is the urn the person would have picked themselves, and everyone who knew them will see that at once. This dark humor memorial urn is a tribute to a sharp wit and a straight face that never cracked first.
They said the direct thing out loud when others only thought it, and the frankness often got the biggest laugh. Ruby Red matches that, and even a small urn in this color is easy to spot on a shelf.
Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces
• complimentary velour drawstring bag included
This keepsake urn holds a very small portion of cremated remains, providing a way for several family members to each keep a token amount close to them. For those who require more space, the Sharing and Individual tiers are also available. A complimentary velour drawstring bag is included to protect the finish while in storage or being moved.
Item reference GM121153
Photos of actual personalized memorials created for families. All photos shared with customers permission.
Cristen -
We are glad this keepsake urn met your needs. Thank you for your trust, it was our honor to create this for you.
Don -
It was our honor to be of service. Thank you for your valuable feedback.
Laura -
Thank you for your review. It was our honor to be of service.
Kathy -
It was our privilege to create this urn with the personalization you requested. Thank you for recommending Green Meadow Memorials.
Bonnie -
It was our honor to be of service. Thank you for taking the time to leave this thoughtful review, we will make sure to share it here so everyone sees it!
Clint -
Thank you for your thorough feedback, that is what we strive for with every order. It was our honor to be of service.
Jonathan -
It was our honor to create an urn for your dad. Thank you for your review.
Shari -
It was truly our honor to create this keepsake for your husband. Thank you for sharing your review and beautiful picture.
Patricia -
Thank you for your review, it was our honor to create these keepsakes for your brother. We are car enthusiasts as well and strive to offer a variety of options to appeal other car lovers. Thank you for your review and valuable feedback.
Ingrid -
Thank you for sharing your experience. It was our honor to create this urn for your husband.
Holds all of an adult's remains, the same full-size memorial a funeral home provides. Choosing one urn for one person? This is the one.
Holds a meaningful portion of the remains, measured in cups, not all of them. Choose this when dividing ashes between households, or keeping some close after scattering the rest.
Holds a small token: a few spoonfuls. A personal remembrance: one for each family member, or something small to keep on a shelf or bedside table.
Keeping our sizing simple allows for worry-free shopping and a consistent canvas for your special engraving. Each cremation urn has a max size listed in its description. Contact us with specific questions regarding which cremation urn best fits your needs.
Our premium urns are finished in hand-applied enamel: glossier, deeper and more luminous than standard paint, with a rich, jewel-like depth of color and added durability. They are then adorned with intricate hand-hammered metal detailing: ornate, sculpted bands worked by hand around the lid and shoulder that catch the light. The result is an elevated, one-of-a-kind memorial you can feel as well as see.
Our classic painted finish over solid metal: a smooth, even color offered across our widest range of shades. The understated look keeps the focus on your engraving and artwork, holds its color over time, and suits most memorials. A timeless, versatile choice that pairs beautifully with any sentiment or design.