Zero Percent Body Fat Cremation Urn - Regal Purple

Some people talked about their diet for forty years without it ever interfering with a meal. They were the ones who arrived at every potluck with strategic purpose, who knew which dishes were worth the return trip and which buffet lines moved fastest, and who maintained what might generously be called a lifelong relationship with dessert. A funny urn for a food lover is exactly the kind of tribute they would have approved - because they were never embarrassed about loving food; they were proud of it. The Monday diets, the stretchy pants kept in the drawer just in case, the clean plate that was always clean by choice: these were the small rituals of a person who found genuine joy at the table and never apologized for coming back for thirds.

The deep, indulgent purple hue reflects a personality that embraced richness and flavor in everything they did. For those searching for a funny urn for dad who loved to eat, this vessel offers a vibrant way to honor a person who lived with appetite and gusto. The solid aluminum construction provides a sense of permanence, ensuring that their joyful spirit remains a focal point in the home.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a hand-applied enamel finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)
• hand-detailed silver bands (ornate pierced metalwork)

This Individual size urn is designed to hold the entire remains of one adult, serving as a complete and permanent memorial. If family or friends wish to hold a portion of those cherished remains, a Sharing urn is also available. A matching velour bag can be purchased separately.