Sizes
Keepsake
$32.95 2" W × 2" D × 3" H view →
Holds a small portion to share with family
Sharing Viewing
$79.95 4" W × 4" D × 6" H A larger portion to share with a loved one. Not intended as a full urn.
Individual
$159.95 6" W × 6" D × 10.5" H view →
Holds all remains for an individual
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Some people talked about their diet for forty years without it ever interfering with a meal. They were the ones who arrived at every potluck with strategic purpose, who knew which dishes were worth the return trip and which buffet lines moved fastest, and who maintained what might generously be called a lifelong relationship with dessert. A funny urn for a food lover is exactly the kind of tribute they would have approved - because they were never embarrassed about loving food; they were proud of it. The Monday diets, the stretchy pants kept in the drawer just in case, the clean plate that was always clean by choice: these were the small rituals of a person who found genuine joy at the table and never apologized for coming back for thirds.
A sense of humor is a beautiful legacy to leave behind, and this diet joke memorial urn offers a witty nod to someone who always knew how to enjoy a feast. The deep, jet black finish provides a polished look that honors a bold and vibrant personality, making it easy to keep their joyful spirit present in the home.
Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)
This Sharing urn is designed to help families keep their loved one close by allowing for the division of remains among multiple households. For families looking to split remains, this will hold one quarter to one fifth of the typical individual remains. We recommend at least one Individual sized urn to be used to hold additional remains. For a smaller token, a Keepsake urn may be appropriate, while an Individual urn provides space for the complete contents. A matching velour bag is available separately.
Item reference GM162331
Photos of actual personalized memorials created for families. All photos shared with customers permission.
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Holds all of an adult's remains, the same full-size memorial a funeral home provides. Choosing one urn for one person? This is the one.
Holds a meaningful portion of the remains, measured in cups, not all of them. Choose this when dividing ashes between households, or keeping some close after scattering the rest.
Holds a small token: a few spoonfuls. A personal remembrance: one for each family member, or something small to keep on a shelf or bedside table.
Keeping our sizing simple allows for worry-free shopping and a consistent canvas for your special engraving. Each cremation urn has a max size listed in its description. Contact us with specific questions regarding which cremation urn best fits your needs.
Our premium urns are finished in hand-applied enamel: glossier, deeper and more luminous than standard paint, with a rich, jewel-like depth of color and added durability. They are then adorned with intricate hand-hammered metal detailing: ornate, sculpted bands worked by hand around the lid and shoulder that catch the light. The result is an elevated, one-of-a-kind memorial you can feel as well as see.
Our classic painted finish over solid metal: a smooth, even color offered across our widest range of shades. The understated look keeps the focus on your engraving and artwork, holds its color over time, and suits most memorials. A timeless, versatile choice that pairs beautifully with any sentiment or design.