Sizes
Keepsake
$32.95 2" W × 2" D × 3" H view →
Holds a small portion to share with family
Sharing
$74.95 4" W × 4" D × 6" H view →
A larger portion to share with a loved one. Not intended as a full urn.
Individual Viewing
$119.95 6" W × 6" D × 10.5" H Holds all remains for an individual
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The dead inside cremation urn is for the people who handled hard days with a straight face and a dry remark - the deadpan ones who could deliver bad news and a joke in the same sentence, the coworkers who answered every how-are-you with "still here" and meant it as good news, the night-shift regulars who learned that a little gallows humor gets a whole team through a long night, and the relatives who could make the entire family laugh at exactly the wrong moment. Dark humor is not the same as not caring. More often it belongs to people who cared a great deal and found that a well-timed line made the weight easier for everyone in the room. For the right family, this is the urn the person would have picked themselves, and everyone who knew them will see that at once. This dark humor memorial urn is a tribute to a sharp wit and a straight face that never cracked first.
Purple Luster suits someone who lived in color and was never shy about it. A room that had turned heavy usually lifted once their dry remarks started, and this cast aluminum urn is a nod to that.
Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)
This Individual urn is designed to hold all of one adult's cremated remains. For those who wish to keep a portion closer, Keepsake and Sharing sizes are also available. A matching velour bag can be purchased separately to accompany this humor tribute urn for ashes.
Item reference GM106153
In person its a beautiful purple. The pictures dont do it justice.
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Photos of actual personalized memorials created for families. All photos shared with customers permission.
Ken -
Thank you for sharing your experience. It was our honor to provide a memorial option that met your needs during such a difficult time.
Cheri -
It was our honor to craft this Purple Luster urn for you. Thank you for sharing your experience.
Kristine - It was our honor to create your Mother's memorial. Thank you for the opportunity to be of service.
Stephanie -
We appreciate your kind words about the quality and value of the Light Remains Urn. It is our honor to provide a lasting tribute for your loved one.
Duane - Thank you for your positive feedback. It was our honor to create this memorial for your mom.
Kathy -
It was our honor to create this urn with the engraving you chose. Thank you for trusting us with this important task.
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Holds all of an adult's remains, the same full-size memorial a funeral home provides. Choosing one urn for one person? This is the one.
Holds a meaningful portion of the remains, measured in cups, not all of them. Choose this when dividing ashes between households, or keeping some close after scattering the rest.
Holds a small token: a few spoonfuls. A personal remembrance: one for each family member, or something small to keep on a shelf or bedside table.
Keeping our sizing simple allows for worry-free shopping and a consistent canvas for your special engraving. Each cremation urn has a max size listed in its description. Contact us with specific questions regarding which cremation urn best fits your needs.
Our premium urns are finished in hand-applied enamel: glossier, deeper and more luminous than standard paint, with a rich, jewel-like depth of color and added durability. They are then adorned with intricate hand-hammered metal detailing: ornate, sculpted bands worked by hand around the lid and shoulder that catch the light. The result is an elevated, one-of-a-kind memorial you can feel as well as see.
Our classic painted finish over solid metal: a smooth, even color offered across our widest range of shades. The understated look keeps the focus on your engraving and artwork, holds its color over time, and suits most memorials. A timeless, versatile choice that pairs beautifully with any sentiment or design.