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Zero Percent Body Fat Cremation Urn - Rose Red

$239.95

Fastest delivery by Wednesday, July 1st, including personalization.

Or free delivery by Friday, July 10th.
  • SKU: GM108331
  • Stock available: 10+
  • Color: Red
  • Material: Aluminum
  • Dimensions: 7" Wide x 7" Deep x 10.5" High
  • Size: Individual (190 cubic inches)
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Some people talked about their diet for forty years without it ever interfering with a meal. They were the ones who arrived at every potluck with strategic purpose, who knew which dishes were worth the return trip and which buffet lines moved fastest, and who maintained what might generously be called a lifelong relationship with dessert. A funny urn for a food lover is exactly the kind of tribute they would have approved - because they were never embarrassed about loving food; they were proud of it. The Monday diets, the stretchy pants kept in the drawer just in case, the clean plate that was always clean by choice: these were the small rituals of a person who found genuine joy at the table and never apologized for coming back for thirds.

The vibrant Rose Red finish reflects the spirit of a person who lived life in full color and never shied away from the boldest flavors. For someone who always found humor in life's little ironies, the name of this diet joke memorial urn provides a lighthearted and meaningful tribute to a personality that was the soul of every dinner table.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a hand-applied enamel finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)
• hand-detailed silver bands (ornate pierced metalwork)

This Individual urn is sized to hold the full remains of an adult. If family members would like to keep a portion of the ashes, a Sharing urn is also available.

Questions & Answers

Question: Are the three lines really black or is that a shadow?
Answer: The stripes on this urn are inset and painted black. More than stripes, they are grooves into the urn itself.
By Green Meadow MemorialsGreen Meadow Memorials
Answer: On my urn they were black. I think they are painted. By Diane F.
Answer: They are black. By Teresa B.

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