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It's Awfully Dark In Here Cremation Urn - Ruby Red

$134.95
5.0 (4)

Fastest delivery by Tuesday, June 23rd if you order within 9 hours 19 minutes, including personalization.

Or free delivery by Wednesday, July 1st.
  • SKU: GM120138
  • Stock available: 10+
  • Color: Red
  • Material: Aluminum
  • Dimensions: 6" Wide x 6" Deep x 10.5" High
  • Size: Individual (190 cubic inches)
  • Free Shipping - No Minimum - Limited Time

There is a kind of person who responds to the hardest moments with a quiet aside that turns the weight sideways for just a beat - not to dismiss what is happening, but to acknowledge it from an angle that makes it briefly, mercifully bearable. The dark humor cremation urn is for those absurdist wisecrackers whose comic timing never failed them, who made the room laugh when it needed to most, and who would have recognized this particular observation as exactly the kind of thing they would have said themselves. The gallows humor devotee does not make light of death; they make light in spite of it. Their family chose this urn because they could practically hear it in that voice, delivered at exactly the right moment, the punchline landing before anyone quite realized one was coming.

The vibrant ruby red hue offers an unapologetic presence, making this funny urn for ashes a fitting tribute to a spirit that refused to blend into the background. It is a bold choice for someone who lived with intensity, ensuring their memorial is as unforgettable as the laughter they brought to every room.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)

This Individual urn is sized to hold all of one adult's cremated remains. To have a smaller piece of this vibrant memorial close at hand, Keepsake and Sharing sizes are also available.

Questions & Answers

Question: When will this ship after I place my order?
Answer: We strive to create each urn the same or next business day. Orders placed with paid shipping are prioritized for same day shipping, when possible.
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Customer Reviews

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Jerry A. Jun 2, 2024
Verified Purchase
Nathan was courteous and helpful. I would recommend Green Meadow Memorials to anyone who needs it services. Received urns within a week.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Jerry -
Thank you for sharing your experience with us. It was our honor to create this urn for you, and we appreciate your feedback about Nathan.

Megan W. Jun 1, 2023
Verified Purchase
I bought this for my mother who passed unexpectedly. The urn was beautiful and arrived quickly. I'm happy with my purchase and would recommend.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Megan -
Thank you for sharing your experience. It was our honor to create this urn for your mother.

Cheryl L. Mar 21, 2022
Verified Purchase
Quick delivery and well packaged. We could all use a little more humor in our life and even some in our afterlife. Thank you
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Cheryl -
It was our honor to craft this urn for you. Thank you for sharing how your family finds humor in these moments.

Sarah L. Feb 1, 2026
Verified Purchase Similar Model
Completely impressed with my dad's urn. Perfect in every way
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Sarah -

It was our honor to create this urn for your dad. Thank you for sharing your review.