Sizes
Keepsake Viewing
$31.95 2" W × 2" D × 3" H Holds a small portion to share with family
Sharing
$69.95 4" W × 4" D × 6" H view →
A larger portion to share with a loved one. Not intended as a full urn.
Individual
$119.95 6" W × 6" D × 10.5" H view →
Holds all remains for an individual
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The dead inside cremation urn is for the people who handled hard days with a straight face and a dry remark - the deadpan ones who could deliver bad news and a joke in the same sentence, the coworkers who answered every how-are-you with "still here" and meant it as good news, the night-shift regulars who learned that a little gallows humor gets a whole team through a long night, and the relatives who could make the entire family laugh at exactly the wrong moment. Dark humor is not the same as not caring. More often it belongs to people who cared a great deal and found that a well-timed line made the weight easier for everyone in the room. For the right family, this is the urn the person would have picked themselves, and everyone who knew them will see that at once. This dark humor memorial urn is a tribute to a sharp wit and a straight face that never cracked first.
Small enough for a desk or bookshelf, this funny cremation urn is a quiet nod to someone with wry timing. The gunmetal gray finish stays understated, in keeping with a taste for the unconventional over the overly sentimental.
Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces
• complimentary velour drawstring bag included
As a keepsake, this urn is designed to hold a very small token portion of cremated remains, roughly the size of a small medicine bottle. This size suits families who want a small portion of their loved one's remains close at hand. If more capacity is needed, the Sharing and Individual options are also available. A complimentary velour drawstring bag is included to protect the aluminum finish when the urn is moved or stored.
Item reference GM103153
I should think so. These urns are quite tiny and are only meant to store enough remains to share. Perhaps if you spread most of the ashes this would be enough to keep just a bit.
You need a big urn to go with this.
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Photos of actual personalized memorials created for families. All photos shared with customers permission.
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Mike -
It was our honor to create this keepsake for you. Thank you for the kind words, we strive to offer extensive engraving options and are glad to hear we hit the mark for this with you. Thank you for the wonderful picture as well.
Amanda -
It was our honor to create this urn for your father. Thank you for sharing your feedback.
Scott -
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Jamie -
Thank you for noting the wonderful quality of these urns. It was our honor to create them for you.
Elizabeth -
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It was our honor to be of service and to create this keepsake urn for you. Thank you for sharing your experience in this review.
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Holds all of an adult's remains, the same full-size memorial a funeral home provides. Choosing one urn for one person? This is the one.
Holds a meaningful portion of the remains, measured in cups, not all of them. Choose this when dividing ashes between households, or keeping some close after scattering the rest.
Holds a small token: a few spoonfuls. A personal remembrance: one for each family member, or something small to keep on a shelf or bedside table.
Keeping our sizing simple allows for worry-free shopping and a consistent canvas for your special engraving. Each cremation urn has a max size listed in its description. Contact us with specific questions regarding which cremation urn best fits your needs.
Our premium urns are finished in hand-applied enamel: glossier, deeper and more luminous than standard paint, with a rich, jewel-like depth of color and added durability. They are then adorned with intricate hand-hammered metal detailing: ornate, sculpted bands worked by hand around the lid and shoulder that catch the light. The result is an elevated, one-of-a-kind memorial you can feel as well as see.
Our classic painted finish over solid metal: a smooth, even color offered across our widest range of shades. The understated look keeps the focus on your engraving and artwork, holds its color over time, and suits most memorials. A timeless, versatile choice that pairs beautifully with any sentiment or design.