Dead Inside Keepsake Urn - Gunmetal Gray

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The dead inside cremation urn is for the people who handled hard days with a straight face and a dry remark - the deadpan ones who could deliver bad news and a joke in the same sentence, the coworkers who answered every how-are-you with "still here" and meant it as good news, the night-shift regulars who learned that a little gallows humor gets a whole team through a long night, and the relatives who could make the entire family laugh at exactly the wrong moment. Dark humor is not the same as not caring. More often it belongs to people who cared a great deal and found that a well-timed line made the weight easier for everyone in the room. For the right family, this is the urn the person would have picked themselves, and everyone who knew them will see that at once. This dark humor memorial urn is a tribute to a sharp wit and a straight face that never cracked first.

Small enough for a desk or bookshelf, this funny cremation urn is a quiet nod to someone with wry timing. The gunmetal gray finish stays understated, in keeping with a taste for the unconventional over the overly sentimental.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces
• complimentary velour drawstring bag included

As a keepsake, this urn is designed to hold a very small token portion of cremated remains, roughly the size of a small medicine bottle. This size suits families who want a small portion of their loved one's remains close at hand. If more capacity is needed, the Sharing and Individual options are also available. A complimentary velour drawstring bag is included to protect the aluminum finish when the urn is moved or stored.

Color
Gray
Size
Keepsake
Width
2"
Depth
2"
Height
3"
Cubic Inches
3
Material
Aluminum

Item reference GM103153

I should think so. These urns are quite tiny and are only meant to store enough remains to share. Perhaps if you spread most of the ashes this would be enough to keep just a bit.

You need a big urn to go with this.

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Gina R. Nov 18, 2022
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Thank you for your review.

Mike L. Jul 14, 2026
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My best friend passed away too early in life. While searching for an urn, I came across Green Meadow. They offered an urn that could be personalized with more than one or two lines.
The process was simple and being able to review what you want printed on the urn is a huge plus.
Shipping was very fast.
The urn is perfect.
Thank you!
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Mike -

It was our honor to create this keepsake for you. Thank you for the kind words, we strive to offer extensive engraving options and are glad to hear we hit the mark for this with you. Thank you for the wonderful picture as well.

Amanda W. Dec 21, 2025
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We ordered a personalized large urn for my father and three small urns to give to my children. The quality was amazing. Everything was shipped safely and on time. This was a wonderful experience during a difficult time.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Amanda -

It was our honor to create this urn for your father. Thank you for sharing your feedback.

Scott S. Nov 12, 2025
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During this challenging time in life, Green Meadows offers a vast range of options for containment products for my loved one’s ashes. I purchased a keepsake urn and some of my immediate family also did.
I so appreciated the engraving options for personalizing my urn.
I did feel that they understood how personal and significant it is for our healing process… Thank You
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Scott -

It was our honor to be of service. Thank you for the opportunity to be of service and for taking the time to share your feedback.

Jamie K. Nov 3, 2025
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Wonderful quality. Will be ordering from them again!!
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Jamie -
Thank you for noting the wonderful quality of these urns. It was our honor to create them for you.

Elizabeth T. Sep 29, 2025
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Your products are beautiful and well priced. Highly recommend your company.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Elizabeth -

Thank you for your kind words, we do strive to create attractive urns for fair prices. It was our honor to be of service.

Katherine M. Aug 4, 2025
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Green Meadow Memorials provided us with a wonderful urn for my brother's celebration of life and burial. I am sorry I did not take a picture of it. I also ordered a small keepsake urn for his son, and he was very pleased with the sentiment on it. The shipment was very quick. My sister-in-law discovered there was no keepsake urn in the order, but Green Meadow immediately provided another one at no additional cost. I can't say enough for their thoughtfulness during this time. Thank you all for the over and above efforts to get the keepsake urn to us in time.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Katherine -

It was our honor to be of service. Thank you for promptly contacting us so that we could take care of the missing keepsake in a timely manner. We very much appreciate your review.

Marshelle H. Jul 28, 2025
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The urn was very nice. I had a typo on my personalization, and called customer service. The person I spoke with was so helpful and pleasant. Fixed the problem while on the phone. Wonderful
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Marshelle -

Thank you for sharing your experience and review. It was our honor to be of service.

Brenda R. May 20, 2025
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Thank you so much for beautiful keepsake urn that you created for me. It was delivered so quick after my order processed... less than a week! Again, thank you so much!
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Brenda -

It was our honor to be of service and to create this keepsake urn for you. Thank you for sharing your experience in this review.

Bonnie S. Jun 20, 2024
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The great grands loved him and the urn that will remind them of him. Thank you also for the fast service in getting them to use.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Bonnie -

It was our honor to create these memorials for your family. Thank you for this opportunity to be of service.

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