Zero Percent Body Fat Cremation Urn - Royal Blue

Some people talked about their diet for forty years without it ever interfering with a meal. They were the ones who arrived at every potluck with strategic purpose, who knew which dishes were worth the return trip and which buffet lines moved fastest, and who maintained what might generously be called a lifelong relationship with dessert. A funny urn for a food lover is exactly the kind of tribute they would have approved - because they were never embarrassed about loving food; they were proud of it. The Monday diets, the stretchy pants kept in the drawer just in case, the clean plate that was always clean by choice: these were the small rituals of a person who found genuine joy at the table and never apologized for coming back for thirds.

The striking royal blue finish serves as a vibrant tribute to a spirit that was never afraid to stand out. Crafted from durable cast aluminum, this vessel is designed to be a permanent fixture, mirroring the steadfast joy found in life's most flavorful moments. For families seeking a lighthearted way to honor a loved one's sense of humor, this diet joke memorial urn provides a meaningful way to remember a personality that always put enjoyment first.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a hand-applied enamel finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)
• hand-detailed silver bands (ornate pierced metalwork)

This Individual urn holds all of one adult's cremated remains. If a smaller portion is needed for several family members, a Sharing urn is also available. A matching velour bag can be purchased separately.