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It's Awfully Dark In Here Keepsake Urn - Ruby Red

$32.95
5.0 (20)

Fastest delivery by Wednesday, July 1st, including personalization.

Or free delivery by Friday, July 10th.
  • SKU: GM121138
  • Stock available: 10+
  • Color: Red
  • Material: Aluminum
  • Dimensions: 2" Wide x 2" Deep x 3" High
  • Size: Keepsake (3 cubic inches)
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There is a kind of person who responds to the hardest moments with a quiet aside that turns the weight sideways for just a beat - not to dismiss what is happening, but to acknowledge it from an angle that makes it briefly, mercifully bearable. The dark humor cremation urn is for those absurdist wisecrackers whose comic timing never failed them, who made the room laugh when it needed to most, and who would have recognized this particular observation as exactly the kind of thing they would have said themselves. The gallows humor devotee does not make light of death; they make light in spite of it. Their family chose this urn because they could practically hear it in that voice, delivered at exactly the right moment, the punchline landing before anyone quite realized one was coming.

The vibrant red hue acts as a bold visual tribute to a personality that refused to fade into the background. For a family looking for a funny urn for ashes, this piece offers a way to embrace the wit and irreverence that once filled a room, allowing the humor that defined a loved one to remain a constant, comforting presence.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces
• complimentary velour drawstring bag included

This Keepsake urn is designed to hold a very small portion of cremated remains, approximately the size of a small medicine bottle. A complimentary velour bag is included to help protect the painted finish during handling or storage. For those who wish to keep larger amounts, the Sharing or Individual sizes are also available.

Customer Reviews

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Katie C. Jun 2, 2023
Verified Purchase
Excellent quality urns, just like pictured. Mine was so beautiful I bought 2 more similar ones for my family. My only complaint is I wish my Dad's name/birth/death date was bigger than the other wording, but I still love it. I would absolutely recommend. Beautiful, high quality work. Not to mention the ordering process was incredibly smooth, which I appreciated in such a tumultuous time.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Katie -
Thank you for sharing your experience with us. It was our honor to create this keepsake urn for your Dad, and we're glad it brought enough joy to you to purchase additional ones for your family.

Kelly B. Mar 11, 2022
Verified Purchase
(Star Only Review)
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Thank you for sharing your feedback.

Don G. Nov 28, 2025
Verified Purchase Similar Model
Passing of a loved one really sucks but you guys made a bright spot in a crappy year, thanks you don't know how much it helps. Thank y'all!!!
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Don -

It was our honor to be of service. Thank you for your valuable feedback.

Laura W. Nov 9, 2025
Verified Purchase Similar Model
This urn is very well crafted, matches what I asked for. I appreciate the care taken. John did a great job. Thank you.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Laura -

Thank you for your review. It was our honor to be of service.

Kathy H. Nov 2, 2025
Verified Purchase Similar Model
Absolutely beautiful product. I ordered a small urn for scattering my kitties remains. A piece of him will forever be with me and the personalization was perfect. I highly recommend this company.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Kathy -
It was our privilege to create this urn with the personalization you requested. Thank you for recommending Green Meadow Memorials.

Bonnie A. Oct 8, 2025
Verified Purchase Similar Model
We generally do not keep ashes of our loved ones, but we were having a memorial gathering recently and wanted to have a small urn to display with the obituary and other remembrances. I found this small urn which was perfect for the occasion - my mother always sang "You are My Sunshine" to her granddaughters so it was a perfect remembrance of her. The engraving I requested was done perfectly by John. The service was very quick as well and in plenty of time for our event. Thank you!
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Bonnie -

It was our honor to be of service. Thank you for taking the time to leave this thoughtful review, we will make sure to share it here so everyone sees it!

Clint J. Sep 30, 2025
Verified Purchase Similar Model
Thanks to Green Meadows. They provided the product as ordered, with correct inscription, correct color, and delivered within the timeframe they said. Product details online matched exactly as portrayed and expected. Super pleased with my experience, I would highly recommend.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Clint -

Thank you for your thorough feedback, that is what we strive for with every order. It was our honor to be of service.

Jonathan F. Sep 28, 2025
Verified Purchase Similar Model
Custom urn for my dad. Top notch.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Jonathan -

It was our honor to create an urn for your dad. Thank you for your review.

Shari D. Aug 31, 2025
Verified Purchase Similar Model
Jim and I had been in love many times in our lives, but always with the same person. There is no silence louder than the absence of the voice I used to hear everyday.

This beautiful little 3” Marine ruby red urn keeps him as close as I’m able today until we’re together again in Heaven and he kisses me and says “This is now FOREVER.”

For My Marine, until then I’ll see you in my dreams.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Shari -

It was truly our honor to create this keepsake for your husband. Thank you for sharing your review and beautiful picture.

Patricia L. Jul 24, 2025
Verified Purchase Similar Model
I absolutely loved the Keepsakes urns I got from Green Meadow in memory of my brother -- his great passion and joy was his "little red corvette" and the urn has a sports car that looks just like his engraved on it. Highly recommend Green Meadow as they have a large selection of designs to choose from to make your memory personal.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Patricia -

Thank you for your review, it was our honor to create these keepsakes for your brother. We are car enthusiasts as well and strive to offer a variety of options to appeal other car lovers. Thank you for your review and valuable feedback.