Zero Percent Body Fat Sharing Urn - Gunmetal Gray

Some people talked about their diet for forty years without it ever interfering with a meal. They were the ones who arrived at every potluck with strategic purpose, who knew which dishes were worth the return trip and which buffet lines moved fastest, and who maintained what might generously be called a lifelong relationship with dessert. A funny urn for a food lover is exactly the kind of tribute they would have approved - because they were never embarrassed about loving food; they were proud of it. The Monday diets, the stretchy pants kept in the drawer just in case, the clean plate that was always clean by choice: these were the small rituals of a person who found genuine joy at the table and never apologized for coming back for thirds.

For those searching for a diet joke memorial urn, this gunmetal gray piece provides a sophisticated way to honor a life filled with humor and great food. This modern finish offers a contemporary aesthetic for a personality that was anything but subtle, ensuring that their presence can be felt in many homes through the act of sharing.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)

This urn is designed specifically to help divide remains among loved ones. For families looking to split remains, this will hold one quarter to one fifth of the typical individual remains. We recommend at least one Individual sized urn to be used to hold additional remains. You can also complement this selection with a Keepsake or an Individual urn.