Zero Percent Body Fat Keepsake Urn - Gunmetal Gray

Some people talked about their diet for forty years without it ever interfering with a meal. They were the ones who arrived at every potluck with strategic purpose, who knew which dishes were worth the return trip and which buffet lines moved fastest, and who maintained what might generously be called a lifelong relationship with dessert. A funny urn for a food lover is exactly the kind of tribute they would have approved - because they were never embarrassed about loving food; they were proud of it. The Monday diets, the stretchy pants kept in the drawer just in case, the clean plate that was always clean by choice: these were the small rituals of a person who found genuine joy at the table and never apologized for coming back for thirds.

The sleek gunmetal gray finish provides a modern touch that complements the playful nature of the design, making it a sophisticated piece for a mantel or desk. Because it is cast from durable aluminum, this urn serves as a lasting tribute to a spirit that was as bold and unapologetic as their favorite recipes.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces
• complimentary velour drawstring bag included

This keepsake urn is designed to hold a very small portion of remains. It includes a complimentary velour drawstring bag for easy storage or transport. For those who wish to hold a larger amount, please see our Sharing or Individual sizes.