Zero Percent Body Fat Keepsake Urn - Ruby Red

Some people talked about their diet for forty years without it ever interfering with a meal. They were the ones who arrived at every potluck with strategic purpose, who knew which dishes were worth the return trip and which buffet lines moved fastest, and who maintained what might generously be called a lifelong relationship with dessert. A funny urn for a food lover is exactly the kind of tribute they would have approved - because they were never embarrassed about loving food; they were proud of it. The Monday diets, the stretchy pants kept in the drawer just in case, the clean plate that was always clean by choice: these were the small rituals of a person who found genuine joy at the table and never apologized for coming back for thirds.

The vibrant Ruby Red color is a perfect match for a spirit that was always bold and never afraid to indulge. This striking hue makes this diet joke memorial urn a lighthearted tribute to someone who found joy in every bite. It is designed to be a lasting, colorful presence in a home, honoring a legacy that was never bland.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces
• complimentary velour drawstring bag included

This keepsake urn holds a very small token portion of cremated remains, roughly the size of a small medicine bottle. It is a thoughtful way for multiple family members to each keep a small piece of a loved one close to them. If a larger capacity is required, the Sharing and Individual tiers are available. A complimentary velour drawstring bag is included to protect the finish.