Zero Percent Body Fat Keepsake Urn - Midnight Blue

Some people talked about their diet for forty years without it ever interfering with a meal. They were the ones who arrived at every potluck with strategic purpose, who knew which dishes were worth the return trip and which buffet lines moved fastest, and who maintained what might generously be called a lifelong relationship with dessert. A funny urn for a food lover is exactly the kind of tribute they would have approved - because they were never embarrassed about loving food; they were proud of it. The Monday diets, the stretchy pants kept in the drawer just in case, the clean plate that was always clean by choice: these were the small rituals of a person who found genuine joy at the table and never apologized for coming back for thirds.

The deep midnight blue provides a sense of calm, much like the quiet satisfaction that follows a wonderful meal. This diet joke memorial urn offers a way to honor a person's playful spirit and their love for life's many flavors. The smooth finish provides a dignified presence on a shelf or bedside table, serving as a gentle reminder of their unique joy.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces
• complimentary velour drawstring bag included

This keepsake urn accommodates a very small portion of cremated remains. It includes a complimentary velour drawstring bag. Should more space be required, the Sharing or Individual tiers are available to help keep loved ones close.