Zero Percent Body Fat Sharing Urn - Regal Purple

Some people talked about their diet for forty years without it ever interfering with a meal. They were the ones who arrived at every potluck with strategic purpose, who knew which dishes were worth the return trip and which buffet lines moved fastest, and who maintained what might generously be called a lifelong relationship with dessert. A funny urn for a food lover is exactly the kind of tribute they would have approved - because they were never embarrassed about loving food; they were proud of it. The Monday diets, the stretchy pants kept in the drawer just in case, the clean plate that was always clean by choice: these were the small rituals of a person who found genuine joy at the table and never apologized for coming back for thirds.

The rich, regal purple finish captures the vibrant energy of a life spent enjoying life's finest flavors. For someone who approached every meal with enthusiasm, this colorful tribute honors that spirited approach to living, providing a dignified yet lighthearted way to keep their memory close. Selecting a diet joke memorial urn acknowledges the laughter they brought to every gathering, ensuring the tribute is as bold and memorable as their presence at the table.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a hand-applied enamel finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)
• hand-detailed silver bands (ornate pierced metalwork)

This sharing urn is designed for families who wish to divide remains among multiple households. For families looking to split remains, this will hold one quarter to one fifth of the typical individual remains. We recommend at least one Individual sized urn to be used to hold additional remains. A matching velour bag is available separately.