Sizes
Keepsake Viewing
$32.95 2" W × 2" D × 3" H Holds a small portion to share with family
Sharing
$74.95 4" W × 4" D × 6" H view →
A larger portion to share with a loved one. Not intended as a full urn.
Individual
$139.95 6" W × 6" D × 10.5" H view →
Holds all remains for an individual
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The Hold My Beer Watch This urn is for the family one-upper - the relative with a bigger fish story for every fish story, the friend who heard about your weekend and somehow had a better one, the backyard engineer whose plans started with a big grin and a borrowed ladder, and the ones who could turn any cookout into a show with nothing more than a dare and an audience. Every family has one, and every family has the stories, told in the same order at every get-together, with the same people laughing at the same parts. This was someone who loved making people laugh, and who would have loved that their family picked this urn. This funny cremation urn is a tribute to big plans, bigger stories, and the person who always had to top the last one.
Painted Shamrock Green, this cast aluminum keepsake is as fresh as a newly mowed backyard on a sunny afternoon. The engraved lettering is the dare and the audience rolled into one.
Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a painted finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces
• complimentary velour drawstring bag included
This Keepsake urn holds a token amount of cremated remains, roughly the size of a small medicine bottle. It is an ideal solution when multiple people wish to keep a piece of a loved one close to them. For those requiring more space, we also offer Sharing and Individual urns. Each purchase includes a complimentary velour drawstring bag to protect the finish during transport or storage.
Item reference GM119332
Photos of actual personalized memorials created for families. All photos shared with customers permission.
Linda -
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Timothy -
Thank you for your review and picture. It was our honor to create this urn for you and your brother.
Samantha -
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Gerald -
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Monica -
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Diane -
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Holds all of an adult's remains, the same full-size memorial a funeral home provides. Choosing one urn for one person? This is the one.
Holds a meaningful portion of the remains, measured in cups, not all of them. Choose this when dividing ashes between households, or keeping some close after scattering the rest.
Holds a small token: a few spoonfuls. A personal remembrance: one for each family member, or something small to keep on a shelf or bedside table.
Keeping our sizing simple allows for worry-free shopping and a consistent canvas for your special engraving. Each cremation urn has a max size listed in its description. Contact us with specific questions regarding which cremation urn best fits your needs.
Our premium urns are finished in hand-applied enamel: glossier, deeper and more luminous than standard paint, with a rich, jewel-like depth of color and added durability. They are then adorned with intricate hand-hammered metal detailing: ornate, sculpted bands worked by hand around the lid and shoulder that catch the light. The result is an elevated, one-of-a-kind memorial you can feel as well as see.
Our classic painted finish over solid metal: a smooth, even color offered across our widest range of shades. The understated look keeps the focus on your engraving and artwork, holds its color over time, and suits most memorials. A timeless, versatile choice that pairs beautifully with any sentiment or design.