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It's Awfully Dark In Here Cremation Urn - Royal Blue

$239.95
5.0 (12)

Fastest delivery by Wednesday, July 1st, including personalization.

Or free delivery by Friday, July 10th.
  • SKU: GM116138
  • Color: Blue
  • Material: Aluminum
  • Dimensions: 7" Wide x 7" Deep x 10.5" High
  • Size: Individual (190 cubic inches)
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There is a kind of person who responds to the hardest moments with a quiet aside that turns the weight sideways for just a beat - not to dismiss what is happening, but to acknowledge it from an angle that makes it briefly, mercifully bearable. The dark humor cremation urn is for those absurdist wisecrackers whose comic timing never failed them, who made the room laugh when it needed to most, and who would have recognized this particular observation as exactly the kind of thing they would have said themselves. The gallows humor devotee does not make light of death; they make light in spite of it. Their family chose this urn because they could practically hear it in that voice, delivered at exactly the right moment, the punchline landing before anyone quite realized one was coming.

The deep royal blue hue offers a bold, striking presence that ensures the sentiment is never missed, much like the personality it honors. This vibrant color provides the perfect backdrop for a final, witty remark, making this a uniquely funny cremation urn for those who lived life with a wink and a nudge.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a hand-applied enamel finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)
• hand-detailed silver bands (ornate pierced metalwork)

This Individual urn is sized to hold all of the cremated remains of an adult. For family members who wish to carry a portion of their loved one with them, a Sharing urn is also available. A matching velour bag is available separately.

Questions & Answers

Question: How long does the engraving take?
Answer: I ordered this urn in the morning and it shipped by that afternoon. I needed it for a service so I used the overnight service and had it late the next afternoon. Great service with the engraving. By David S.
Answer: I ordered on the weekend and it was shipped out on Monday. By Pat G.
Question: Is it easy or hard to get the lid off?
Answer: It was really easy. The threads were clean and I was able to open it a couple of times with zero problems during the process. By Bill T.

Have a question? Ask away on our contact us page. Please reference this item GM116138.

Customer Reviews

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Jayla E. Jan 10, 2026
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The urn is absolutely beautiful and exceeded our expectations. The craftsmanship is excellent, and the engraving was done perfectly. Very satisfied with our purchase.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Jayla -

It was our honor to create this urn for you. Thank you for this opportunity to be of service.

Terri L. Nov 26, 2025
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This was the 2nd time ordering from Green Meadows. Each time the product was perrfectly designed. No issues what so ever! I ordered at 10 am. at 10:40 am recieved notice out for shipping. Highly recommend.Thank you for your exemplary service in our time of need.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Terri -

It was our honor to be of service. Thank you for sharing your experience and creating this review.

Thomas E. Nov 3, 2025
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Perfect. Thank you!
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Thomas -
Thank you for sharing your experience with us. It was our honor to create this memorial for you.

Karen D. Feb 9, 2022
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This memorial is just beautiful. I called Green Meadow with questions and we got it all squared away and everything and they were kind and helpful. I just wanted it fast and I paid for the overnight shipping and I really got it the next day and I drove it to the funeral home and was able to bring him home. Its just beautiful.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Karen -

Thank you for sharing your feedback. We are pleased that you found this memorial to be attractive and honored that we were able to create it for you.

Marge W. Sep 1, 2020
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I am very pleased with these urn. The color and details are lovely. It is really fitting for my husband who lost his battle with cancer. I chose the Eagle artwork because now he is free from so much.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Marge -

It was our honor to create your husbands memorial. Thank you for the opportunity and for taking the time to share this feedback.

Janet P. Feb 10, 2020
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I called in and placed my order for my husbands urn over the phone, the young man was very patient and respectful. My family was all very impressed that i was able to shop for this myself and even more impressed I had found it using the computer.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Janet -

Thank you for working with us over the phone to complete this order, it was an honor to create your husband's memorial.

Kat J. Jan 22, 2020
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The urn is amazingly beautiful! The funeral home even was impressed and wanted to know where we purchased the urn and engraving from. Chose this urn because blue was my Dad's favorite color. Everything feels very sturdy and heavy and we received the order within 3 business days to Minnesota.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Kat -

Thank you for your kind words. The blue color of this urn along with it's texture makes it one of our staff favorites. It was our honor to create this memorial for you.

Tim C. Nov 26, 2019
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surprised by the heft of this urn. very heavy, engraving is beautiful. super pleased with the purchase and we saved a bundle from other people we saw online
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Tim -

Thank you for choosing Green Meadow Memorials, we do our best to offer the best products at great prices.

Patty W. Aug 16, 2019
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I don't know exactly what I expected when I ordered this, just that it was the right color and seemed to have good reviews. It arrived and my sister came over so that we could open it and put our brother in the urn and we both cried. It is such a nice urn, nicer than we thought we could afford. The engraving is clear and it was easy to pick out something fitting with the suggestions. We chose the Cross artwork and it all came together great. Thank you Ryan, you did a wonderful job and now we are considering the keepsake version so we can both have a beautiful memorial near.
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Patty -

It was our honor to create this urn for your brother. Thank you for sharing your experience, and we are glad the engraving and Cross artwork brought comfort to you and your sister.

Nick D. Mar 9, 2019
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I was searching for a blue urn as that was his favorite color and when I saw this on green meadow memories I knew it was the one. Holding it in person, I still feel I made the right decision. Mom cried. Thank you!
Green Meadow Memorials replied:

Nick -
Thank you for sharing your experience. It is our honor to have crafted this urn in his favorite color.