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$119.95 4.3" W × 4.3" D × 6" H view →
A larger portion to share with a loved one. Not intended as a full urn.
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$239.95 7" W × 7" D × 10.5" H Holds all remains for an individual
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There is a kind of person who responds to the hardest moments with a quiet aside that turns the weight sideways for just a beat - not to dismiss what is happening, but to acknowledge it from an angle that makes it briefly, mercifully bearable. The dark humor cremation urn is for those absurdist wisecrackers whose comic timing never failed them, who made the room laugh when it needed to most, and who would have recognized this particular observation as exactly the kind of thing they would have said themselves. The gallows humor devotee does not make light of death; they make light in spite of it. Their family chose this urn because they could practically hear it in that voice, delivered at exactly the right moment, the punchline landing before anyone quite realized one was coming.
The deep royal blue hue offers a bold, striking presence that ensures the sentiment is never missed, much like the personality it honors. This vibrant color provides the perfect backdrop for a final, witty remark, making this a uniquely funny cremation urn for those who lived life with a wink and a nudge.
Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a hand-applied enamel finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)
• hand-detailed silver bands (ornate pierced metalwork)
This Individual urn is sized to hold all of the cremated remains of an adult. For family members who wish to carry a portion of their loved one with them, a Sharing urn is also available. A matching velour bag is available separately.
Item reference GM116138
I ordered this urn in the morning and it shipped by that afternoon. I needed it for a service so I used the overnight service and had it late the next afternoon. Great service with the engraving.
I ordered on the weekend and it was shipped out on Monday.
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It was really easy. The threads were clean and I was able to open it a couple of times with zero problems during the process.
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Photos of actual personalized memorials created for families. All photos shared with customers permission.
Jayla -
It was our honor to create this urn for you. Thank you for this opportunity to be of service.
Terri -
It was our honor to be of service. Thank you for sharing your experience and creating this review.
Thomas -
Thank you for sharing your experience with us. It was our honor to create this memorial for you.
Karen -
Thank you for sharing your feedback. We are pleased that you found this memorial to be attractive and honored that we were able to create it for you.
Marge -
It was our honor to create your husbands memorial. Thank you for the opportunity and for taking the time to share this feedback.
Janet -
Thank you for working with us over the phone to complete this order, it was an honor to create your husband's memorial.
Kat -
Thank you for your kind words. The blue color of this urn along with it's texture makes it one of our staff favorites. It was our honor to create this memorial for you.
Tim -
Thank you for choosing Green Meadow Memorials, we do our best to offer the best products at great prices.
Patty -
It was our honor to create this urn for your brother. Thank you for sharing your experience, and we are glad the engraving and Cross artwork brought comfort to you and your sister.
Nick -
Thank you for sharing your experience. It is our honor to have crafted this urn in his favorite color.
Holds all of an adult's remains, the same full-size memorial a funeral home provides. Choosing one urn for one person? This is the one.
Holds a meaningful portion of the remains, measured in cups, not all of them. Choose this when dividing ashes between households, or keeping some close after scattering the rest.
Holds a small token: a few spoonfuls. A personal remembrance: one for each family member, or something small to keep on a shelf or bedside table.
Keeping our sizing simple allows for worry-free shopping and a consistent canvas for your special engraving. Each cremation urn has a max size listed in its description. Contact us with specific questions regarding which cremation urn best fits your needs.
Our premium urns are finished in hand-applied enamel: glossier, deeper and more luminous than standard paint, with a rich, jewel-like depth of color and added durability. They are then adorned with intricate hand-hammered metal detailing: ornate, sculpted bands worked by hand around the lid and shoulder that catch the light. The result is an elevated, one-of-a-kind memorial you can feel as well as see.
Our classic painted finish over solid metal: a smooth, even color offered across our widest range of shades. The understated look keeps the focus on your engraving and artwork, holds its color over time, and suits most memorials. A timeless, versatile choice that pairs beautifully with any sentiment or design.