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It's Awfully Dark In Here Cremation Urn - Rose Red

$239.95

Fastest delivery by Wednesday, July 1st, including personalization.

Or free delivery by Friday, July 10th.
  • SKU: GM108138
  • Stock available: 10+
  • Color: Red
  • Material: Aluminum
  • Dimensions: 7" Wide x 7" Deep x 10.5" High
  • Size: Individual (190 cubic inches)
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There is a kind of person who responds to the hardest moments with a quiet aside that turns the weight sideways for just a beat - not to dismiss what is happening, but to acknowledge it from an angle that makes it briefly, mercifully bearable. The dark humor cremation urn is for those absurdist wisecrackers whose comic timing never failed them, who made the room laugh when it needed to most, and who would have recognized this particular observation as exactly the kind of thing they would have said themselves. The gallows humor devotee does not make light of death; they make light in spite of it. Their family chose this urn because they could practically hear it in that voice, delivered at exactly the right moment, the punchline landing before anyone quite realized one was coming.

The striking rose red finish offers a bold, unapologetic statement that perfectly complements a personality known for breaking the tension. It serves as a cheeky nod to someone who never took life too seriously, allowing a funny cremation urn to turn a solemn moment into a subtle, shared smile.

Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a hand-applied enamel finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)
• hand-detailed silver bands (ornate pierced metalwork)

This Individual urn is sized to hold all of the cremated remains of an adult. For those who wish to distribute a portion of the ashes, a Sharing size is also available.

Questions & Answers

Question: Are the three lines really black or is that a shadow?
Answer: The stripes on this urn are inset and painted black. More than stripes, they are grooves into the urn itself.
By Green Meadow MemorialsGreen Meadow Memorials
Answer: On my urn they were black. I think they are painted. By Diane F.
Answer: They are black. By Teresa B.

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