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$119.95 4.3" W × 4.3" D × 6" H view →
A larger portion to share with a loved one. Not intended as a full urn.
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$239.95 7" W × 7" D × 10.5" H Holds all remains for an individual
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The Jesus took the wheel memorial urn is for the people who would want everyone laughing at the service - the ones whose faith was real and whose sense of humor was never far behind it, the ones who could get the whole fellowship hall laughing before the coffee was poured, the ones who always had the right one-liner ready when the news was bad and somebody needed to hear it, and the families who know a solemn urn would have earned an eye roll from the person they are remembering. The engraving finishes the old joke exactly the way they would have told it. Laughing at a funeral is an old tradition: Roman funeral processions sometimes hired a performer to walk along imitating the person who had died, jokes and all. This funny cremation urn is a tribute to the person who believed deeply and laughed easily, and to everyone who is smiling at it now.
The radiant white finish offers a bright, uplifting appearance that feels more like a tribute to joy than a somber monument. Because the enamel is hand-applied, the surface is smooth and lets the playful engraving stand out.
Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a hand-applied enamel finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)
• hand-detailed silver bands (ornate pierced metalwork)
This funny urn for ashes is an Individual size, designed to hold all of the cremated remains of an adult. For those who wish to hold a smaller portion of remains, a Sharing option is also available.
Item reference GM112214
It has real texture, but it is smooth. It's like waves. It's amazing in person.
Textured.
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Yes! Our family was really pleased with it. We added quite a bit of custom text front and back.
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Photos of actual personalized memorials created for families. All photos shared with customers permission.
Malika -
It was our honor to create this urn for you. Thank you for sharing your experience.
Tracie -
Thank you for your kind words and feedback and for sharing such a beautiful picture. It was our honor to be of service.
Claudia -
Thank you for your feedback and review. It was our honor to create this urn for your brother.
Teresa -
It was our honor to be of service and to create this memorial for you son. Thank you for the opportunity to be of service and for your valuable feedback.
Joanna -
It was our honor to create this memorial of for you. Thank you for taking the time to share your feedback and the beautiful picture.
Karen -
Thank you for sharing your experience. It was our honor to work with you in creating this memorial.
Bianca -
Thank you for your kind words and for sharing your review. It was our honor to create a memorial for your mother.
Winston -
It was our honor to create this Radiant White urn for your mother, and we are glad the heavy, detailed engraving met your expectations. Thank you for sharing your experience with us.
Gordon -
Thank you for giving us the opportunity to serve you. Your positive feedback has made our day.
Holds all of an adult's remains, the same full-size memorial a funeral home provides. Choosing one urn for one person? This is the one.
Holds a meaningful portion of the remains, measured in cups, not all of them. Choose this when dividing ashes between households, or keeping some close after scattering the rest.
Holds a small token: a few spoonfuls. A personal remembrance: one for each family member, or something small to keep on a shelf or bedside table.
Keeping our sizing simple allows for worry-free shopping and a consistent canvas for your special engraving. Each cremation urn has a max size listed in its description. Contact us with specific questions regarding which cremation urn best fits your needs.
Our premium urns are finished in hand-applied enamel: glossier, deeper and more luminous than standard paint, with a rich, jewel-like depth of color and added durability. They are then adorned with intricate hand-hammered metal detailing: ornate, sculpted bands worked by hand around the lid and shoulder that catch the light. The result is an elevated, one-of-a-kind memorial you can feel as well as see.
Our classic painted finish over solid metal: a smooth, even color offered across our widest range of shades. The understated look keeps the focus on your engraving and artwork, holds its color over time, and suits most memorials. A timeless, versatile choice that pairs beautifully with any sentiment or design.