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$119.95 4.3" W × 4.3" D × 6" H view →
A larger portion to share with a loved one. Not intended as a full urn.
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$239.95 7" W × 7" D × 10.5" H Holds all remains for an individual
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The Jesus took the wheel memorial urn is for the people who would want everyone laughing at the service - the ones whose faith was real and whose sense of humor was never far behind it, the ones who could get the whole fellowship hall laughing before the coffee was poured, the ones who always had the right one-liner ready when the news was bad and somebody needed to hear it, and the families who know a solemn urn would have earned an eye roll from the person they are remembering. The engraving finishes the old joke exactly the way they would have told it. Laughing at a funeral is an old tradition: Roman funeral processions sometimes hired a performer to walk along imitating the person who had died, jokes and all. This funny cremation urn is a tribute to the person who believed deeply and laughed easily, and to everyone who is smiling at it now.
The Ebony Black finish, rendered in hand-applied enamel, provides a striking, dark backdrop for the spirited message. The deep tone offers a dignified contrast to the playful engraving, much like the resonance of a hymn sung a little too loud.
Quality features of this urn:
• durable cast aluminum with a hand-applied enamel finish
• threaded screw-top lid
• felt base to protect display surfaces; wide neck opening for easy filling
• matching velour bag available separately ($6.95)
• hand-detailed silver bands (ornate pierced metalwork)
This funny urn with saying is an Individual size, designed to hold all of the cremated remains of an adult. If you are looking to hold a portion of remains, the Sharing size is also available.
Item reference GM110214
One is offered in engraving process. Gold cords match well.
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Holds all of an adult's remains, the same full-size memorial a funeral home provides. Choosing one urn for one person? This is the one.
Holds a meaningful portion of the remains, measured in cups, not all of them. Choose this when dividing ashes between households, or keeping some close after scattering the rest.
Holds a small token: a few spoonfuls. A personal remembrance: one for each family member, or something small to keep on a shelf or bedside table.
Keeping our sizing simple allows for worry-free shopping and a consistent canvas for your special engraving. Each cremation urn has a max size listed in its description. Contact us with specific questions regarding which cremation urn best fits your needs.
Our premium urns are finished in hand-applied enamel: glossier, deeper and more luminous than standard paint, with a rich, jewel-like depth of color and added durability. They are then adorned with intricate hand-hammered metal detailing: ornate, sculpted bands worked by hand around the lid and shoulder that catch the light. The result is an elevated, one-of-a-kind memorial you can feel as well as see.
Our classic painted finish over solid metal: a smooth, even color offered across our widest range of shades. The understated look keeps the focus on your engraving and artwork, holds its color over time, and suits most memorials. A timeless, versatile choice that pairs beautifully with any sentiment or design.