Flat Earth Urns

These flat earth urns are made for the individual who took nothing on authority and preferred to find the answers themselves. Each cast aluminum piece features engraved artwork and is available in full-size, sharing, and keepsake sizes, with options for painted or hand-detailed enamel finishes. We offer two-tone engraving of names and dates directly into the metal as an option.

This collection provides an honest portrait of a person who was defined by their curiosity.

Whatever anyone made of their conclusions, the impulse behind them was a refusal to accept received wisdom on faith. It was a lifelong habit of looking for the answer themselves, a commitment to seeing for themselves through direct observation and personal inquiry. This drive is what defines the collection.

This was the person you knew, the one who never took an assertion at face value. They were the individual who read every source document and ran their own experiments, driven by a need to understand the world on their own terms.

Curiosity was their primary language. It was expressed through the intricate models they could draw from memory and their deep study of things like the firmament or the ice wall. Their dedication to these topics often led to intense debates that ran past midnight with others who shared their passion.

You likely remember those hours spent in discussion, witnessing their serious and joyful commitment to the truth. They were the most curious person in the room, and they approached every argument with a level of dedication that commanded respect.

The artwork is engraved into cast aluminum, available in various painted finishes or in hand-applied enamel accented with silver bands. Each piece is constructed with a threaded screw-top lid and rests upon a felt base. The collection offers full-size, sharing, and keepsake options to suit the needs of the family.

Selecting this design is a way to honor an honest portrait of who they were. It is a piece held with affection, a tangible recognition of a life spent seeing the world through their own eyes. For those who wish, we can add a two-tone engraving of a name and dates, making their identity a permanent part of the piece.

The most famous flat earth experiment was conducted on water. Starting in 1838, Samuel Birley Rowbotham made observations along a six-mile straight stretch of the Old Bedford River in the Cambridgeshire Fens, watching a boat recede to see whether the surface curved away. In 1870, a supporter named John Hampden offered a wager that he could prove the earth was flat, which the naturalist Alfred Russel Wallace accepted. The referee awarded the bet to Wallace, yet the argument continued through pamphlets and court cases for years afterward.

This argument outlived everyone who started it. For your family, the design on the urn suggests the person never stopped asking questions and was never once bored.

Source: Wikipedia, Bedford Level experiment

If the person you remember was someone who prioritized personal inquiry over accepted doctrine, these pieces may provide a meaningful way to honor them. This collection, offered in full-size, sharing, and keepsake sizes, features an engraved depiction of the world they sought to understand. Each aluminum urn, finished in your choice of paint or hand-detailed enamel, can be customized with a two-tone engraving of their name and dates to make the tribute uniquely theirs.

Ultimately, the choice of this design rests on your memory of their spirit. For a family that remembers a life defined by deep questioning and the pursuit of direct observation, these urns stand as a quiet recognition of that enduring inquisitive nature.

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Choosing the right size

Every design comes in the same three sizes. Here's how families use each one.

Individual

Full size · Approx. 10" high

Holds all of an adult's remains, the same full-size memorial a funeral home provides. Choosing one urn for one person? This is the one.

Sharing

Mid size · Approx. 6" high

Holds a meaningful portion of the remains, measured in cups, not all of them. Choose this when dividing ashes between households, or keeping some close after scattering the rest.

Keepsake

Pocket size · Approx. 3" high

Holds a small token: a few spoonfuls. A personal remembrance: one for each family member, or something small to keep on a shelf or bedside table.